There are two things you need to understand about the 2025 Cadillac Escalade-V. The first? This thing is just silly. It’s adolescent. Borderline farcical, even, what with the way it carries on. Yeah, it’s fast, but the noise it makes is more akin to a ratty Camaro Z28 seeking finish-line glory at the local drag strip. If you remember nothing else about Cadillac’s flagship SUV, know that it’s just completely ridiculous. And by ridiculous, I mean glorious.
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