What’s on Zuck’s desk? We pushed Muse to figure it out.

Obviously, as a tech and business publication, we have to snoop on Zuckerberg’s screen to see what he’s working on.

At a glance, he appears to be chatting with his Muse agent, Agrippa, named after the Roman general Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa. The CEO is telling his agent to build something onto his Mac, which is relevant to today’s announcement.

What exactly is he working on? My own Muse helped point out that Agrippa is describing a “Tamagotchi-style” virtual pet after Zuckerberg asked to identify its “official form”— a “chunky cream-and-gold 90s egg, blinking red LED, speaker grille, Feed / Train / Play buttons,” Agrippa said.

Agrippa is then asked to “build it on my Mac.”

My Muse said that the CEO is essentially asking for a “software simulation of the Agrippa pet.” On the right, a terminal displays the agentic AI narrating its work while implementing Zuckerberg’s request.

I’m going to give Muse some points here since it correctly identified the two computers as Mac Studios. I mistakenly referred to them as Mac Minis while entering my request into Muse to review everything in the photo.

I also could’ve read Zuckerberg’s post more carefully. He clearly said what was going on: “Muse Spark Open — weights releasing today — runs great on new Mac Studios thanks to work with @johnternus and Apple.”

This is directly relevant to what Meta’s press release said: You can run Muse Spark Open on two Apple M5 Ultra Mac Studios with 1 TB of unified memory.

The quiet flex here is that the 512 GB memory option for the M5 Ultra isn’t publicly available yet. We’re not worthy, Zuck.

This looks like the Charm Zuckerberg debuted at Meta Connect in late September. It’s supposed to be a keychain-sized wearable that gives people quick access to their Muse agent, so instead of talking to your phone, you can talk to a keychain.

Anyway, Muse thought it was a “wireless earbud charging case” before I nudged it to conclude that it’s “very likely the Muse Charm.”

Yeah, I run a multirillion-dollar company, but I still know how to party! That’s what I imagine Zuckerberg thinking to himself when he set up this shot of his desk.

Muse was fairly helpful here, identifying the bottle as Noble Champagne. It couldn’t identify the exact vintage, which is fine. The bottle label is pretty simple and not informative.

A quick Google search shows that it’s most likely a $230 bottle of Noble Grand Cru Brut. Another flex!

Obviously, Zuckerberg can’t be caught without Ray-Ban Meta glasses, which are part of the company’s big push for wearables.

These look to be the new “Audio AI” glasses that Meta announced at the Connect event, since there are no visible cameras on the rims. The glasses are meant to be like a hands-free listening device with speakers.

Meanwhile, the glasses in the back have tape on the bridge. Old school!

By now, we’re familiar with this guy: Jolly, the mascot for Meta’s Muse AI.

Muse went a bit literal with the identification and simply described what it saw: “The plush is a cream blob with dot eyes, a small smile, and one arm raised.”

Muse was both helpful and unhelpful here.

It reminded me of the significance of the February 4, 2024 date — the 20th anniversary of Facebook’s founding.

The chatbot can’t seem to identify the two figurines.

At first, it guessed they were “custom or commissioned caricature figures playing on Zuck internet lore”: “The yellow angry one as ‘grumpy Zuck’ (dark hair, scowl) and the blue blank-eyed robot as a nod to the eternal ‘Zuckerberg is a robot’ meme.” I’ll give props to Muse for that, because it made me laugh.

I gave it a hint and said they’re two Marvel characters. The bot then said they were Wolverine and Beast. Um, no.

That’s Tony Stark and a blue Iron Man, right?

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Before Meta was Meta and Facebook was settling into its Menlo Park office around 2011, the company hired Korean-American graffiti artist David Choe to spray-paint the new digs. There’s a video on YouTube from 12 years ago, in which the artist wanders the grounds and spray-paints the walls.

According to Gawker, Choe was previously commissioned by Facebook, thanks to his relationship with Sean Parker, who helped shape the early days of Facebook Inc.

I thought the style looked familiar. Turns out the desk was, in fact, marked up by Choe, according to the artist’s website.

Muse didn’t immediately identify the artist, but it did say that one of its guesses was Choe.

I’m smarter than an AI! (Not really.)